INSTA PUSSIES

I'm not talking about lady pussies, these are actually great. No, i'm referring ( with a word that really should be a compliment, anyway..) to these guys that go through your entire instagram but don't like a single pic, but then can refer to details of your last summer's outfit. The ones that don't " follow" you but text you about your latest selfie. The ones that will never like pics of you or with you, but the images right before or after. 

This shit doesn't make you look cool, nor "exclusive".

You just look like a lame-ass-loser.

'Coz we know, 'coz we see: your shit is obvious. 

Gnite.