TIPS FOR THE WALK OF SHAME.

THE GLORY OF MORNING GLORY

For the past 2 years now, i have been doing the young... every single men i slept with were in their 20s... Perks being that 26 year old men are very horny and can go on for ever...but of course, they also lack a great deal of maturity, both in bed and in life.. 

So I've recently decided to go with men my age or older....

Great decision except..... When you are not woken up by a hard dick every morning..... aaahhhhh how i miss morning glory. 

YES, ROSA PARKS IS A PRINCESS.

Today my friend Josh send me the most magical link. A link that,  for a Disney Princesses fan like myself, resonates a millions miles into my imagination and values.
David Trumble, an award-winning artist, cartoonist and illustrator created the ULTIMATE new Disney-like Real Princesses family. A new kind of royalty that doesn't need an exterior "Prince" to save them or give them their glory.
True Princesses that little girls (and not-so-little-anymore) can actually look up to and dream of one day resembling.

From Rosa Parks to Marie Curie, to Malala and Hillary Clinton, ladies that Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty would actually consider their heroes.

I'm in awe.

DICK PICS.

"About to take a pic of your dick? Hold the camera lower than you think. 

Lower. 


Even lower. 

Perfect. Now put it down and don't take the picture."

CUNNILINGUS CLASS

WORD.

PROPER FOREPLAY MATH

Grabbing my ass + groping my tits for 10 sec + 2 licks on my nipples + one finger in my pussy for less than 45 sec DOES NOT EQUAL proper foreplay you lazy asshole. 

Preventive masturbation

Lately i have noticed a new habit of mine. preventive masturbation. What in the world is that you might ask? Well.... I've been known to be a very sexual girl when it comes to dealing with long distance "relationship/flings" via technology. I have given myself into the irresisible temptation of sexy pictures/ texts/ audionotes/ skype... And once you go there, you really can't turn back. 

So in order to prevent my urges to send my latest man sexy pics and deviates all our nice and interesting skype sessions into pure sex, i will use PM. 

As soon as we hang up, even though his sweet eyes have been telling le a million erotic stories, i will use this excitement i'm in, and just touch myself immediately after and come. This way, i do not feel this sweet urge to start sexting with him and change what we have for now.. I'm keeping all of this for when we see each other again in a few weeks... Trying to play it old-school i guess...

THE CONDOM TRICK

Or how to put a condom on a man without him seeing it.
Every girl should see this.
Go to 4:40.

(this is part of a very interesting series of videos done by Vice on tan indian practice of prostitution for a goddess.)

THE ACTION OF BEING A MAN

Nothing is hotter than a man that pleases himself by pleasing you....

ANTI-RAPE UNDIES

Yes, you read correctly. This company has just created the modern time chastity belt. Except, unlike the original chastity belt, it is not designed to empower man over women's sexuality, but women over their
own sexuality.

"We developed this product so that women and girls could have more power to control the outcome of a sexual assault…We read studies reviewing the statistics of resisting assault, whether by forceful or non-forceful means. We learned that resistance increases the chance of avoiding a completed rape without making the victim more likely to be physically injured. We concluded that an item of clothing that creates an effective barrier layer can allow women and girls to passively resist an attacker, in addition to any other form of resistance they may be able to carry out at the time of an assault."

Thing is, i did feel uncomfortable watching the video. Not sure why....
See for yourself.

ARWEAR from ARWEAR on Vimeo.

I SEE RED

Dear period,

I want my life back.

Sincerely, an overly-emotional-for-no-fucking-reason-i-even-cried-during-tv-ads-nonesense-bitch. 

Hillary about the right to abortion.

Just golden.