Ok, you know what I don't get?
When you meet up with a guy FOR SEX ONLY, as in I call you because I want some no-strings-attached fun.
It is agreed upon well in advance, sometimes weeks ahead. No judgement. No life questions. Just meet up for sex and sex only. Seems standard right?
I get all hot. Perk up my yimyams, shave the cooch and get ready for sexy talk over drinks.
Then BOOM, they drop one of these gems:
"Are you seeing anyone?"
"What's your guy situation like?", which makes me feel like I'm supposed to ask them.
I don't want to ask you that. I don't want to know about other people you may be banging or what your relationships with them might be.
TWICE now, guys have asked me that. If you're concerned about me having a boyfriend, you well know anyone could lie to your face. (Not that I am, but I see no point to the question.) Why even?
STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION.
I CALLED YOU TO BANG. SO BANG ME.
YOU ALREADY SHOWED UP. BANG ME.
When you meet up with a guy FOR SEX ONLY, as in I call you because I want some no-strings-attached fun.
It is agreed upon well in advance, sometimes weeks ahead. No judgement. No life questions. Just meet up for sex and sex only. Seems standard right?
I get all hot. Perk up my yimyams, shave the cooch and get ready for sexy talk over drinks.
Then BOOM, they drop one of these gems:
"Are you seeing anyone?"
"What's your guy situation like?", which makes me feel like I'm supposed to ask them.
I don't want to ask you that. I don't want to know about other people you may be banging or what your relationships with them might be.
TWICE now, guys have asked me that. If you're concerned about me having a boyfriend, you well know anyone could lie to your face. (Not that I am, but I see no point to the question.) Why even?
STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION.
I CALLED YOU TO BANG. SO BANG ME.
YOU ALREADY SHOWED UP. BANG ME.
