So, on Sunday, I decided to take the dog for a walk. I find it hard to meet new guys and I'd like to do the non-Torontonian thing and seem more approachable to strangers. Anyways, so I went out with the dog and kept my head up to make eye contact. Sure enough, guy after guy was smiling.
"Wow. " I thought. "Walking a dog really DOES help!"
That's when I noticed my fly was down and completely wide open.
"So.....were they checking out my dog or.....my cat?"
